I'm Seeing Loads Of Shit.

I'm seeing loads of shit. Amazing title for an entry I think. Basically that would be the truth. I haven't left Sydney and I've seen some strange and wonderful stuff. Sydney is an amazing city. In fact I am going to put up a lovely picture here of the Sydney sky line.

That is picaresque isnt it (yeah massive work there) and it most certainly is. I get to go across the bridge almost every day and see the Opera House and Sydney Harbour for all it's glory. Its amazing. Especially in that light.....I haven't seen that light as of yet. When you think of Australia, you think of this...

At least that's what I like to think of. I like to think of that for about 20-30 minutes each night. Anyway, Sydney, Bondi Beach, Surfing, BBQ's, just numerous women in very minimal clothing laying upon me as i relax in the sun. however.....at the moment it's more like this....

Fucking Brighton on the 25th of June. Yeah it's been pretty miserable. Rain, wind and cold. Just a standard English day! I know that it will heat up but it's not quite the same effect as I was hoping for. Well as Tony Montana once said

'In this country, you gotta make the money first. And then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get a selection of women lying on you, on a beach.'

Well Tony didn't quite say that actually. However the point I'm trying to make is maybe the wintry weather is a good thing. I've been more successful with hunting for jobs. i say successful but when a restaurant sends you on a $120 course then when you ring to tell them you've done the certificate they respond with 

'Oh well we're not looking for any runners at the moment. so we'll ring you if we need you'

I don't know if i can call that success. However i am making process, starting to speak to people so hopefully something will show up sooner or later.

I don't know what else to complain about at the moment. Surely that's a good thing., when something shitty does happen though I will make sure i keep you informed, i will slag it off and tear it apart as much as humanly  possible. 

As a side and final note i would love to bring your attention to this...

The Cousin Avi Album Launch. This is an event which you should all be attending if you live in Northampton. It's one of the four reasons i'm gutted i'm not in England on the 21st of October. (The other three being, on that date i usually have my annual wig fitting, it's the birthday of Kim Kardashian so I celebrate that and it's national apple day, I mean I may not eat fruit but god, I respect them. [that's true by the way, about Apple Day, I looked it up and everything]) On a serious note, go down and show these guys some support, they will love you for it. Just tell them I sent you, they'll sort you out.  Click the Picture, it will take you down a stargate type link to the facebook event page, simply message the event saying 'I would like a little ticket, please' and they will provide for you!

Any way I hope we can do this again soon.

Later Bitches.

Jimbo OUT

(Taking on Jimbo out here, they seem to love it)